The Blueberry Novel – Chapter Ten

Dang. I forgot how sweet the ending turned out. There are so many problems and plot holes, but it still hits me in the feels. This is the kind of ending that feels like a beginning, and I’m so happy that I finished this book, that I wrote it in the first place, and that it’s now out there for anyone else to enjoy to.

Chapter 10

Claire took a bite of her third piece of pie and still didn’t feel any better. She shouldn’t be sad, she reasoned. No, it was a good thing she wasn’t marrying Tony. It was a good thing her entire family thought she was a disgrace. It was a good thing her entire life was in ruins.

Across the table, Tabby didn’t feel much better. She really wanted to feel good about the way the previous night had gone. She wanted to feel good that Claire was out of that miserable schmuck’s life. Things were looking up. Really, they were.

And yet, Tabby couldn’t help but think about Seth. She was going to miss him. He was good company, even if it wasn’t going anywhere. Even if obviously he had a totally messed up idea of good guy (Claire) versus bad guy (Tony). Even if she still wanted to run him over with her bike—hey, at least she didn’t drive a semi-truck for what he had said.

The Ladybug was quiet in the early morning. After everyone had stopped yelling the night before, after Dee had gone to bed with a migraine, after Tony slinked off, Brie flounced away and everyone else just left with great new material for the gossip mill, Tabby had taken Claire for dinner and drinks, then back to Tabby’s for a continuation of the celebration that felt more like a funeral. As soon as The Ladybug opened, they made their way to the diner for some early Saturday morning pie and coffee.

Tabby looked out the big window and saw it was still dark. It was going to be light soon, and then they would need to go on with life.

“What’s that saying?” Tabby asked. “The darkest hour is just before dawn?”

“Yeah, so if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, you better do it then.”

Tabby grinned at her and licked some ice cream off her spoon.

“Can I ask you something?”

“Of course,” Tabby answered.

“Am I a terrible person for putting Tony and Brie through that?”

Tabby set down her spoon. “Claire, don’t you ever ask that again. You did absolutely nothing wrong. He is scum. She’s a slut. They both betrayed you in terrible, terrible ways.”

Claire nodded. “You’re right. It’s just, now that it’s over, I feel like maybe it was a tad over dramatic. Why didn’t I just break up with him?”

“Because a week ago this all sounded like a brilliant plan. Because you weren’t ready to let go.” Tabby shrugged. “I don’t know, maybe you just needed it to sink in before you could do anything about it.”

Claire was silent for a few moments. “Maybe you’re right. You know, when I saw them through that window, I never could have gone up to him, confront him. Then when I saw them the next morning at the bakery, I ran and hid.” She shook her head. “I couldn’t deal with it.”

“You weren’t ready.”

“No, but last night, when I started walking down that aisle, and I saw him at the end of it, it was like it all came into focus. Everything became exquisitely clear. After that, I couldn’t not admit I knew.” Claire looked at her best friend. “Does that even make sense?”

Just then, the bell over the door to The Ladybug tinkled merrily, and an attractive man in his late 20s or early 30s entered. He had dark hair and a nice profile—cute, but not in an overly macho way like Tony. He walked to the counter and asked for a cup of coffee and croissant.

“He’s cute,” Tabby muttered. “You could do him.”

Claire glared at her and gave her a prim look. “I do not ‘do’ total strangers.”

Tabby laughed, and the guy looked over at them. A look of recognition crossed his face, and he smiled.

“Do you know him?” Claire asked Tabby.

“No, but something about him…”

“Yeah, me too.” Claire squinted, trying to remember. “Like he’s from a dream or something.”

The guy walked over to their table, his attention focused on Claire. “Good morning,” he said.

“Hi,” Claire replied uncertainly.

He grinned at her, a wide open, honest smile. “You don’t remember me, do you?” She shook her head slowly.

He shrugged. “That’s okay. We were only engaged.”

“Excuse me?” Claire asked, choking on her coffee.

“The other night, at the bar. You were very drunk. I was very drunk. We were going to get married, but your friend here stopped us. And some other guy too. Probably for the best, really.”

Claire’s eyes got very wide. “Oh my god, that was you!” She burst out laughing. “I’m so sorry I didn’t recognize you. I definitely had too much to drink that night.”

“It’s okay. You’re even prettier when I’m sober.”

Claire felt a blush creep up her cheeks, and her stomach did a flip-flop when he smiled at her again. He was so unlike Tony. He reminded her of soap. Nice, clean, honest, simple. No polished charm. No pretentious car. No fakeness at all. It was refreshing.

“I’m Claire, by the way,” she said, and extended her hand.

“Ron.” He took it. “Can I get you a refill of coffee?” He asked. “You too,” he added to Tabby.

“Thanks,” Tabby replied after seeing the way they looked at one another, “but I really should get going.” She stood up and gathered her bag.

“But I thought—“ Claire started.

“Yeah, I was just telling Claire that I have a lot to do today. She has the whole day off though.” Tabby smiled. “Text me later?”

“Of course. Thanks, Tabby.” Claire said.

Tabby slipped away, dropping a couple bills on the counter for her food. As she walked out the door, she looked over her shoulder and saw Ron and Claire laughing over their coffee. Claire caught her eye for a second and smiled.

Tabby winked at her and left. Claire would be all right. Ron might even be the one for her. Or maybe not. Either way, Claire would be okay.

In the early morning chill, Tabby pulled her leather jacket around herself tightly and looked at the sky. The eastern sky started getting a pink tint; she could see the dimmest outlines of trees against the eastern sky. Soon the mountains would be visible in the distance.

She turned to walk the couple blocks toward her apartment. Her big black boots clopped along the sidewalk, and she tried not to think about Seth.

She was right beside a car that was parked in front of her building before she glanced toward it. The sight of a man sitting inside made her jumped about a foot, her heart beating wildly. When she caught her breath, she looked more closely and realized it was Seth’s car, and Seth was sound asleep inside. She grinned, pulled out her phone, and watched as he groggily searched around for his cell.

“Tabby?” he muttered, letting his head fall back against the headrest.

“Why are you sitting in front of my apartment, sleeping in your car?”

Tabby watched with satisfaction as his eyes popped open. He saw her and grinned. Seth tucked his phone away and got out. “Hey.”

“You just hung up on me!”

He walked over to her and stuck his hands in his pockets. “Sorry about that.”

“You mean that?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh.”

“Listen,” Seth rubbed his eyes. “I was a total jerk last night.”

“Yeah. You kinda were.”

“Sorry about that.”

“Oh.”

“It just all caught me off guard.” Tabby nodded. “Sorry about that.”

“Oh.” Tabby smiled at Seth. “Now what?”

“I wanted to ask you something.”

“Well?”

“I like you.”

“That’s not a question.”

“Do you like me?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Okay.”

They stood for a moment, and the sky got increasingly lighter, but sunrise was still a ways off. “Do you want to come upstairs? Coffee maybe?”

Seth nodded, leaned closer to Tabby and softly pressed his lips to hers. She melted into him, into the simplicity of the kiss. Tears inexplicably popped into her eyes at the sweetness, the innocence and genuine quality of that one kiss. Her heart broke suddenly from the emotion that welled up in her chest, and she was thankful he was standing so close to her so that she could lean against him even after the kiss was through.

Without saying anything else, Tabby led the way up to her apartment. When she flipped on the lamp and turned back toward Seth, he looked confused and reached out to touch her hair. “What happened to your hair?”

Tabby suddenly remembered that in the middle of the night, she had insisted Claire help her dye her whole head the same color: a dark brown that was relatively close to her natural color. At least, she was pretty sure it was like her natural color. She had said, in a drunken stupor, that it was time to stop faking it and just be real, just be Tabby. “Do you like it?”

“Yeah, but—“ and then he caught sight of her eyes. “Your eyes. They’re brown.”

“They’re boring.”

He shook his head slowly, unable to break eye contact. “They’re like chocolate syrup running a hundred miles deep.”

He drew her closer and peered. “No lenses?”

It was her turn to shake her head slowly. “Nope, just me.”

“Out of all the colors, I like this one best, hands down.”

Then he kissed her again as the apartment started to be filled with the very tips of the sunrise.

The darkest hour is just before dawn, Tabby thought as she let herself fall into Seth’s wonderfully sweet, honest kisses. Right before dawn seemed to be the perfect time to do many things, but kissing Seth topped them all.

Epilogue

Saturday morning dawned clear and bright. Seth and Tabby spent most of the day, as well as the next couple of days, in bed, ignoring the world, making love and asking each other as many questions as possible. This was Seth’s idea. He didn’t want to be surprised by another Kody interruption.

###

Kody spent Saturday calling around until he found a friend’s couch on which he could crash. In addition to a couch, the friend also had a large quantity of weed and a habit of getting high and talking about saving Mother Earth. To anyone’s knowledge, Kody has not left the friend’s living room since.

###

Due to the rapid workings of the Northern Virginia rumor machine, Jack and Dee had a surprisingly small number of guests arrive at Apple Hill. They turned them all away with the true story of how Tony broke their little girl’s heart and how she handled it like the absolute lady she was.

For the second night in a row, Dee went to bed with a migraine. Eventually, she would be fine and pretend it never happened. Jack, alone later out on the balcony, looked around at the total mess, which the housekeeper was not going to clean up until the next day, and laughed until tears came to his eyes. Then he made a silent toast to his daughter, the best thing in his life.

###

The housekeeper was very confused, but gladly accepted the bonus check from Mrs. Henderson with the understanding she was not to breathe a word about the smashed muffins to a soul.

After depositing the check in the night drop box of her bank, she immediately went home and told her whole family about the crazy Hendersons at Apple Hill.

###

Brie was awoken at an ungodly hour on Saturday by a knock at her door. When she opened it, she found twenty dozen red roses delivered. In shock, she opened the card, not sure if she hoped or dreaded that they were from Tony.

Inside the sealed envelope, a handwritten note from Claire thanked her for her help ruining her engagement and assured her that roses would be delivered to her apartment every day for the next month as thanks for taking “Jackass” off her hands. She wished her luck trying to get him to follow through, actually commit and stop snoring.

Brie crumpled up the note and threw it away, but a small smile played at her lips.

She was beginning to realize maybe Claire wasn’t quite the total spoiled brat she had thought. Then, after the tenth time Tony tried to call her in 12 hours, she began calling around to her friends, looking for anyone who might know of a job somewhere far, far away. She was sick of Virginia, and it was time to get away from all the drama.

Besides, with everyone in a tri-county area knowing about what she did, she wouldn’t get a date for a decade.

###

Tony watched as a crew of moving men with very careful and specific lists came into his house and packed books, clothes and kitchen supplies and carried them out to the waiting van. They did not take furniture, for which Tony was thankful.

He called Brie a dozen times before giving up. He didn’t try calling Claire, but he thought about her. She had been the perfect match for him, and he had thrown it away for a few nights of sex. What a lame move. As the story seeped out about the circumstances of Tony’s sudden return to bachelorhood, he began looking for jobs in Baltimore.

Although he has since forgiven himself, he hasn’t forgiven Claire for selling his gaming system.

###

In the middle of a little, colorful cottage on the outskirts of town, a blond woman in her late 20s sat in the middle of her empty living room, sipping a cup of coffee in a paper to-go mug and looking at her new life.

It was scary. It had no definite future, no plan, no security.

Boxes sat in little clusters, around the cottage, in corners and in closets, but the entire house was devoid of furniture. She didn’t want the furniture she had left behind.

For the first time ever, she was on her own. She had gone from her parent’s house to the sorority house to her fiancé’s house. Now, she relied on no one but herself to make decisions. And she was ready to be patient, to take her time, to make better decisions, to make adventurous decisions. She was ready to take steps forward, alone.

She had made a new friend that morning, someone also recovering from a bad break up. Just friends, the woman thought. She wasn’t ready to hang her happiness on anyone but herself.

Light streamed in the windows, and it was quiet. She had turned off her cell phone. She would deal with the world tomorrow.

For the moment, she was just a woman, sitting in her new home, watching the sunlight play with the leaves outside her window and leave patterns on her living room floor.

The Blueberry Novel – Chapter Nine

It’s finally rehearsal dinner day! There was something so delicious about this chapter, but bittersweet too. Rereading it now, I see things that don’t feel quite right, but I’m not here for a rewrite – I’m here to share this story with all it’s flaws. And blueberry muffins. Infinite blueberry muffins.

Chapter 9

Brie woke up on Friday with a pounding headache, a churning stomach and an odd twitch in her right eye. She tried to close her eyes more tightly to block out the light streaming in the windows of the guest room at Apple Hill, but that just made the twitching and the headache worse.

When she carefully pried one eye open, she looked at her phone and saw it was almost ten o’clock. She groaned. She had planned to get up early and get a workout in so that she would look extra hot that night. She had also hoped to be freshly showered and perfectly put together by the time anyone else was awake.

Instead, she rolled deeper into the blankets and went back to sleep. It was going to be a long day.

###

The kitchen at Apple Hill was filled with sleepy women drinking coffee, a caterer dropping off supplies for the evening and a very hungover Brie, much to Tabby’s satisfaction.

The one person missing was Claire, who had told everyone she needed to run to the store. Tabby knew the truth: Claire had gone to pick up her keys for her knew place.

The partygoers from the previous evening were subdued, nursing various stages of hangovers.

“What was that thing with the gummy bear in it?” one of the women asked. She had showered, which was a step above Brie, but she hadn’t managed to do more than brush out her hair and throw on sweatpants.

“A Gummy Bear Tornado,” another woman answered. She winced as she sipped coffee.

Tabby grinned when Brie winced and laid her head in her arms on the breakfast bar. “Can you guys talk a little more quietly?” Brie mumbled through her arms.

At the stove, Tabby flipped the last pancake off the skillet and set the plate in front of Brie. Everyone else had eaten the late brunch, but Brie had insisted she wasn’t hungry.

“Here you go, Brie,” Tabby said sweetly. “I know you said you weren’t hungry, but you should probably get something in your stomach.”

“Thanks.” Brie crinkled her nose at the food.

“You’re welcome.” Tabby pulled the pan off the burner and turned off the stove. “Gosh, Brie, you really drank a lot last night. I didn’t think you were on a mission to drink everything in the county.”

“I wasn’t,” she muttered and drew her eyebrows together. “People just kept offering me drinks.” She looked at Tabby. “You kept buying shots.”

“Oh, yeah, at the beginning of the night. It was my duty as best woman to make sure everyone got the night started right,” Tabby grinned at the room in general.

“Here, here,” someone said and raised her coffee mug. Brie looked skeptical.

###

Tabby looked at herself in the mirror one last time before heading downstairs from her apartment to meet Seth. She had slipped back to her place to change clothes and get a reprieve from the giggling, overly excited entourage at Apple Hill, and Seth had called and asked if she wanted a ride back out to the country house.

She slipped into the passenger side of Seth’s car and leaned over to give him a lingering hello kiss.

“You know, we could always just blow this thing off and go somewhere quiet. Like back upstairs to your bedroom,” Seth suggested, fingering the shoulder strap of her dress.

“I would absolutely adore that, but I can’t leave Claire alone to get rid of Tony all by herself.”

Seth cocked an eyebrow at her and leaned away from her. “She’s breaking it off tonight?”

“Yeah. You didn’t actually expect her to get married tomorrow, did you?”

“No, of course, but I thought if she hadn’t done it by now, maybe she wasn’t going to at all.”

“Ha. Yeah, right.”

Seth put the car in drive and directed it toward Apple Hill. “You two aren’t going to do anything terrible, are you?”

“No, of course not. Not to you, at least. You get all good things,” Tabby said, reaching a hand over to rub the back of his neck.

Ten minutes later, they arrived at Jack and Dee’s Apple Hill and made their way inside for the cocktail hour.

Let the games begin, Tabby thought.

###

For Brie, the evening was torturous before it even began. Her hangover lingered, and she felt bloated after so much alcohol the previous evening and pancakes that day.

She had spent the afternoon in bed with a cold compress against her eyes, trying to drown out the annoying giggles of Claire’s friends from the next room where they were doing each other’s hair and makeup.

An hour before guests were supposed to arrive, she dragged herself into the shower, not even bothering to shave her legs or even properly wash her hair. She was just thrilled she didn’t throw up on her own feet.

She opted for a floating, summery dress and flats, too afraid she would fall over in heels, and put some goop in her hair and let it fall in waves down her back. She prayed it dried properly and didn’t look like a demented bird’s nest.

She carefully made her way downstairs, her head still pounding and stomach roiling.

“Brie, there you are, darling,” Dee said when she saw her. She motioned the waiter to bring Brie a glass of champagne, but she asked him for a ginger ale instead.

While Dee chattered in Brie’s ear, she looked around the sitting room that opened to the backyard through big double doors, mirroring the balcony one floor above where the ceremony was to take place.

Jack was talking with Tony across the room. Jack looked like he was having a great conversation with himself while Tony politely stared off into space and nodded at intervals.

Claire was at a window seat, smiling tensely at a couple of her friends. Maybe she was having a bad time, Brie thought. That cheered her up a little until the waiter brought her ginger ale.

When Tony broke away from Jack, Brie intercepted him at the doorway.

“Hi,” she said, trying to smile, but the effort made her head hurt some more.

“Hi,” he said, looking past her.

“Can we talk?”

“Sure. What’s up?”

“Not here. Can we maybe take a walk?”

Tony glanced around the room. Brie followed his gaze—everyone seemed occupied. He nodded, and they walked out the double doors into the late afternoon sunshine. It was a beautiful, balmy afternoon, the perfect weather for an outdoor dinner after the rehearsal upstairs on the balcony, Brie thought.

Once well out of earshot of the other guests, Brie took a deep breath. “So what’s going on?” She was ready for some answers, damn it.

“What are you talking about?”

“Are you really going to go through with this charade tonight?”

“Charade?”

“Stop it. You know exactly what I’m talking about. Not 24 hours ago you were telling me you can’t live without me, that there is no way you can ever love anyone as much as me.”

“It’s not that easy, Brie,” he said as they wandered through the gardens to a bench on the edge of the rose garden. “People expect certain things from me.”

“I expect certain things from you.”

“Claire’s parents have spent a lot of money—“

“Oh, that’s such bullshit,” Brie huffed. “You could pay them back and walk away guilt free.”

Tony didn’t say anything, just stared toward the house. Brie looked in the same direction to make sure they weren’t being watched, but she couldn’t see inside—the glass doors reflected the sunlight and hid everything inside the house.

Then realization dawned.

“You’re not going to break it off with Claire.” It wasn’t a question, but Tony’s shoulders dropped in response.

“Wow,” Brie leaned away from him and took a moment to process. Then she stood up and straightened her dress. “Fine. I guess it’s good that we got out of this before anyone found out about us. No harm, no foul.”

Then she walked toward the house, not looking back. Inside, she struck up a conversation with Tony’s cousin, Carl. As the conversation progressed and her headache and nausea subsided, she started feeling smug.

Tabby had arrived and was talking quietly with Claire in the corner. Brie watched them. She had an affair with her cousin’s fiancé and hadn’t gotten caught. Even Tabby, who was supposed to be like some queen of perception, hadn’t realized what was going on.

Brie flipped her hair over her shoulder and flirted harder with Carl when she spotted her now-ex-lover return. She was going to prove exactly how little she needed the jerk.

###

Claire was having an awful time. She could feel her smile getting more and more tense as the minutes passed, and when Tabby walked in, she made a beeline for her best friend.

“This sucks,” she said.

“How’s it been going?” Tabby asked as she snagged a glass of champagne when the waiter crossed their path.

“Awful, just awful. Tony and Brie just went out to the backyard, my parents are more obnoxious than ever, and I don’t know how much longer I can hold it together. I don’t think I’ve ever been this close to screaming in the middle of a cocktail hour, and I’ve been to some pretty awful cocktail parties,” Claire said.

Tabby rubbed her arm in sympathy. “It’s almost over. Just another hour or so, and this whole thing will be done.”

“Right. The whole thing.” She drank some wine and watched as Brie walked back inside, looking smug. “That bitch.”

“Hey, don’t think about her. During dinner, you are going to wipe that smug little smile right off her face when you stand up to make your toast and instead of thanking everyone for coming, you thank her for making you realize what a jerk Tony is.”

Claire nodded. “Right. And then I’m going to down the rest of my drink and invite everyone to eat and drink as much as they’d like, but to not show up for the wedding because it just ain’t gonna happen.”

“Right.”

Claire took a deep breath to settle her nerves. “That’s the plan, and I’m sticking to it.”

###

“That’s the plan, and I’m sticking to it,” Tony told himself firmly before walking back into the house.

After the bachelor party the night before, he had been unable to sleep. What had he been thinking, cheating on Claire? That wasn’t fair. They had a perfect relationship, and he was messing it up. Or, at least, he was going to mess it up if he didn’t end things with Brie.

Part of him had hopped Brie just wouldn’t say anything and realize the same thing he had. They both loved Claire, and sneaking around behind her back was a terrible thing to do. He had resolved at about four in the morning that things were over, completely and totally, with Brie, and he wasn’t going down that path again.

He walked back into the sitting room and looked around. His parents had walked in, and he went over to say hello. Frank shook his hand, and Ellen kissed his cheek. They were polite to each other, warm to him, and chilly to everyone else, just as he anticipated. They looked at Tabby’s dress and combat boots with disdain, which he had also expected.

After the Clarkes were settled in cool conversation with Claire’s parents, he made his way to his bride-to-be.

“Hey, babe,” he whispered in her ear as he placed his hand on the small of her back. She looked gorgeous, and he wanted to drag her upstairs and show her how committed he was to her, which, of course, he wouldn’t because that would be completely inappropriate in the middle of their rehearsal dinner cocktail hour.

He felt her tense under his touch.

“You okay?” he asked. She turned toward him, an even tenser smile on her painted lips and murder in her eyes.

“I’m just fine.” She looked past him and waved to somebody. “I’ll talk to you in a bit?”

Without waiting for him to answer, she moved across the room and gave a latecomer a hug and peck on the cheek.

That wasn’t right, Tony thought. He went cold at the thought that maybe she knew about him and Brie, but he forced the feeling away. There was no possible way she could know. They had been really careful, and it was over now. He was with Claire and always would be.

###

Seth stood near the fireplace and watched all of the exchanges while sipping his drink. Although he was worried about what exactly Tabby and Claire had planned, he was more thankful that he wasn’t part of it.

After what felt like the longest cocktail hour in the world, Dee invited everyone upstairs for the rehearsal for a wedding that at least three people at the party knew wasn’t going to take place.

Dee flitted around, arranging people here and there, posting Tony and Seth out on the balcony and then pushing them an inch this way and then two inches that way until she deemed them in the perfect spot.

Toward the back of the room, Seth could see the girls lined up, ready to walk down the aisle holding bouquets made of—Was that right? Yes—toilet paper, per Tony’s misguided request two weeks prior.

Brie sauntered down the aisle, giving Tony a sly, seductive smile that made more than a few people raise their eyebrows.

Tabby came next, smiling sweetly until her eyes fell on Tony, at which point she glowered. He actually took a step back when the knives in her eyes hit him, making him bump into Seth, who steadied his friend.

Finally, Claire took one, two, three faltering steps toward the balcony before Dee prompted her, “Go on, dear.”

Seth saw Claire’s confusion, sadness and distress melt away and instantly replaced by confidence and anger that put Tabby’s glower to shame. She marched down the aisle, making the other guests, who had been mostly sipping wine and chatting, go quiet.

But she didn’t say anything. Instead, Claire spun on her heel and faced Tony with a stony determination Seth had never seen her wear. He looked past her to Tabby and raised his eyebrows in question to her, but she just shrugged.

The pastor, completely unaware of the sudden tension in the room, began his practice speech.

“So Claire will arrive,” he droned, blankly looking somewhere above everyone’s heads. “And then I will welcome everyone to this joyous day. And then we will do the vows.”

He turned to Tony. “And I will say, ‘Tony, do you take Claire to be your lawfully wedded wife, blah, blah, blah.’ And you say…”

“I do.” Tony smiled lovingly at Claire.

“Good. And then I say, ‘Claire, do you take Tony, yadda, yadda.’ And you say…”

“Fuck. No,” she said clearly and precisely, making anyone whose attention was elsewhere, including the pastor, spin their eyes toward her in shock.

“Claire?” Tony asked, reaching out to take her hand, but she pulled away.

In a low voice, but clearly so that not a single person in the room would miss it (which wasn’t a concern since everyone had frozen), Claire said, “Do you honestly think you could cheat on me, and I wouldn’t know, that I wouldn’t realize?”

Tony gave a nervous laugh. “Claire, what are you talking about?”

“You bastard,” Claire said in a slightly louder tone. Behind her, a slow, delighted smile spread across Tabby’s lips. It was time for the show.

“Can we talk about this outside?” Tony asked. “I think you misunderstood.”

Claire laughed, but without warmth. “I misunderstood? Oh, yes, you jackass, I must have misunderstood when I saw you outside of my favorite bakery with my cousin.”

“Claire, that was nothing,” Tony tried to say in a soothing voice, but she ran him over. A few people glanced at Brie, who looked half shocked and half furious.

“And I must have misunderstood when I found another woman’s lingerie in our fucking bedroom, you son of a mother fucking bitch.”

At the back of the room, Tony’s mother, muttered, “Well, I never!” But she didn’t say anything else.

“Claire, it didn’t mean anything,” Tony pleaded.

Rot in hell you piece of shit excuse for a human being!” Now Claire was yelling, and people all over the room were muttering. Suddenly, obviously overflowing with emotion and needing to get it out, she threw her toilet paper bouquet as hard as she could at him. Then she looked around for something else to throw. Her eyes landed on the beautiful display table of miniature muffins Dee had ordered for people to snack on during the rehearsal in case it went long. Claire walked over and grabbed a few of them and chucked them at Tony with a scream.

Seth quickly sidestepped to get out of the line of fire.

Brie gasped. “Claire, that is so crass. Stop it and calm down.”

Claire turned her attention toward her cousin. “You want to talk about crass, you slut?”

“Claire!” Dee scolded.

“You fucked my fiancé,” Claire stated. “But I guess you deserve him.” She turned to Tony. “You’re not all that great in bed anyway, you pig”—she threw a muffin— “headed”—and another—“stuck-up jerk!”

And then, she continued chucking muffins at him (helpfully handed to her by Tabby) and shouting insults that were actually not too creative, but Seth decided that it was her rage that added the injury to insult.

For his part, Tony cowered on the balcony, trying to reason with Claire, but to no avail. “Claire, you don’t understand! It didn’t mean anything. Let’s talk about this, and I’m sure we can sort it out.”

Finally, out of muffins, Claire just looked at him in disgust and said, “Rot in hell, you idiot. I never want to see you again.”

Then she turned and marched out of the room.

Tabby did a miniature happy dance, and followed her. “It’s been great, everybody, let’s do it again real soon!” She waggled her fingers at the stunned group as she backed out of the doorway. “Oh, and Tony, have fun paying for this whole mess. Your next credit card bill is sure going to blow.” She winked at Brie. “But at least you have someone in your life who does too.”

###

Tabby was just about to open the door to Claire’s bedroom, where she had seen her slip into as she turned the corner in search of her, when she heard Seth calling her name.

“Yeah?” she called back, and met him at the corner of the hallway.

“What was that?” he asked.

“That was a breakup.”

“No, that was shitty.”

“What?”

“That was a shitty thing for Claire to do,” Seth said. “And you helped her cook this up?”

“Wait, are you actually defending Tony? Are you fucking kidding me?”

“No, I’m not defending him. He’s an idiot. He fucked up big time, and he deserves to pay. But she just threw muffins at him and you guys charged his credit card for all the wedding stuff? Yeah, he screwed up, but that was low.”

“How so? How exactly is Claire in the wrong all of a sudden? Did you miss the memo that Tony has been screwing around with Brie? She could have been throwing knives at him, and I wouldn’t blame her.”

“This isn’t you, and it isn’t Claire.”

“What the fuck? No, this is justice.”

“No, Tabby, you are a better person than this.”

“Excuse me?”

“You go around acting like you don’t care about anyone or anything while preaching about being different and doing your own thing, making your own rules, but that’s not you. You have a heart somewhere between the wild clothes and fake hair and fake eye colors.” He took a step back. “And until you figure out who you are when you don’t have to hide behind all that shit, you’re always going to think it’s okay to publicly humiliate people and tell them to go to hell.”

Tabby looked at Seth and set her mouth. “Wow, I expected something like this from Tony, but not from you.”

A moment of silence was broken by the sound of someone else shouting Tabby’s name. She ignored it to continue staring at Seth. Was he right? No, of course not. Tony deserved everything he got and more. Why was Seth suddenly acting all self-righteous?

The voice sounded vaguely familiar, but she couldn’t place it until Kody came barreling around the corner.

“Tabby!” he called.

“Kody, what are you doing here?”

“Kody?” Seth asked.

“I came to see you,” then Kody, ignoring Seth’s presence entirely, wrapped his arms around Tabby and kissed her, hard. “I’ve missed you so much.”

“Tabby, what the fuck?” Seth asked.

“Kody, get off me,” she said. When she had, mostly, detangled herself from his arms, she added. “Kody, this is Seth. Seth, this is Kody.”

Kody stuck out his hand and said, “Hi, I’m Tabby’s boyfriend.”

“What?” Seth did not take his hand.

“No!” she said to Kody. “No, no, no. Seth, we broke up.”

“No, we are just in an open relationship,” Kody looked wounded.

“Wow,” Seth said to Tabby, his tone turned mocking. “I would have expected something like this from Brie, but not from you.”

Hearing her own phrase thrown back at her stung, but not as much as watching Seth walk away.

“Seth, wait!” she said when she found her voice back, and she tried to move to go after him, but Kody had her trapped with an arm around her waist. He didn’t look back. She turned back to Kody. “What the fuck are you doing here?”

“I couldn’t be away from you any longer, baby. I had to see you. And I stopped by the shop, but Lucy told me you were at Claire’s rehearsal dinner, so I came out here. I know you wanted me to be here.”

“Yeah, past tense wanted. Kody, we are over.” She firmly placed her hands on his shoulders and pushed him away. “We are done, broken up, not together anymore.”

“But, Tabby—“

“Done.” Tabby looked to where Seth had disappeared, but he was long gone. She turned her focus back to the boy standing in front of her. He was genuinely hurt, and that surprised her. She relaxed her grip on his shoulders and said more kindly, “Do you understand, Kody?”

He looked at her sadly. “I’ll always love you.”

“Kody, I don’t think we were ever as good together as we thought we were, and I’m really sorry, but I need to move on. You deserve better than someone who’s not really in it. We both do.”

He nodded once, like something was starting to seep slowly into his brain. Then turned and walked away, leaving her feeling completely and totally alone for the first time in a long time.

Then, Tabby took a deep breath, gave herself a mental smack over the head, and went to help her friend. This day wasn’t about her.

The Blueberry Novel – Chapter Eight

The angst! The waiting! There are 10 total chapters of this novel, so if you’ve hung in this far, know that the end is near, for better or worse.

Chapter 8

In the early morning light on Wednesday, Tabby quietly got up, showered and dressed in a poodle skirt and sweater. She tied a silk scarf around her neck, pulled on her signature combat boots, and slipped downstairs to Second Chance.

It was a quiet day in the shop, just a few people wandering in and out. A typical Wednesday. Despite the lack of people, the morning passed quickly, filled with tidying the store, cleaning windows and putting together a sales report from the past month for the owner.

At noon, the bell above the door tinkled merrily, a noise that as often as not annoyed her to the point of madness—like she couldn’t look up from the counter and see there was someone in the store?

To Tabby’s surprise, Seth was standing in the doorway, holding a bag from the deli down the street and two sodas.

“Lunch?” he asked, looking a little uncertain.

Tabby broke into a wide smile. “You read my mind.”

Seth relaxed and set down the food. He pulled a stool over to the counter and opened the deli bag. “I wasn’t sure what you liked, so I got a little bit of everything.”

He pulled out several small containers of side dishes and two sandwiches, both vegetarian.

“How did you know I would need lunch?” Tabby asked.

“Most people eat lunch. And usually around noon,” Seth teased.

“What if I had lunch plans?”

“Did you?”

“No.”

“I’m just magical is all,” he said, handing her a fork for the fruit salad. “And I might have called Claire for tips.”

They ate in silence for a few moments.

“So what are you up to today?” Tabby asked. “Don’t you have to work?”

“Not really. I just have one early morning class to teach on Wednesdays, and then a couple of office hours. I’m doing wedding stuff with Tony for the rest of the week, so I’m basically done for the day.”

“Have you talked to him?”

Seth shook his head. “Not since before… you know. I don’t really know what to say to him, you know? How’s Claire?”

“As good as can be expected. She’s plotting Tony’s miserable death and possible mutilation of his car.”

“I would expect nothing less.”

“I voted we drive it straight into the Potomac with a big sign that says, ‘Dipwad drives me,’ but she vetoed that.”

“Those pesky criminal charges might put a damper on things,” he reasoned.

“That’s what she said.”

They ate a bit more, and Seth asked about the shop. Tabby asked about his teaching.

By the time they had finished lunch and were throwing things in the trash, Tabby realized how comfortable she was around Seth. Sure, she wanted to jump him every time she laid eyes on him, but she also just enjoyed being around him.

With Kody, there had always been a cause. They couldn’t just have lunch; they had to protest the deli by sitting outside with signs because they served non-free-range chicken. Kody couldn’t just watch a movie; he had to rant about the political/social/racial incorrectness of the costumes or lighting or even (on a really focused day) the plot.

“Do you want to get together tonight?” Seth asked as he shrugged back into his jacket.

“I’m helping Claire put together rehearsal dinner favors tonight.”

“People do that?”

“They were supposed to be wedding favors, but she figured she would give them out at the rehearsal dinner so that she doesn’t have to try to return them.”

“So I shouldn’t go with Tony tomorrow to pick up the tuxes?”

“No, you should. As far as Tony’s concerned, the wedding is going on as planned.”

“I’m very confused.”

“Don’t worry; everything will make sense on Friday night.”

“If you say so,” but he shook his head and turned to leave.

“But I’ll be free after that,” Tabby said. He turned around and smiled at her. “My place around nine?” she asked.

He answered by leaning down and kissing her. She fell into the kiss, unable to resist leaning into his body and wrapping her arms around his neck.

After he had left, Tabby went back to work, distracted by Seth, distracted by thoughts of Claire, distracted by anything that moved. When Lucy arrived in the middle of the afternoon to take over for the evening, Tabby practically bolted toward the door.

###

“This sucks,” Claire said. “Why the hell did I think this would be a good idea?”

“Because when you were planning this, we both thought we would push it off on Brie,” Tabby reminded her. “You told me it would be the only thing she could possibly not fuck up.”

“Yeah, I just didn’t know who she would be fucking,” Claire muttered, tossing another miniature monogrammed box toward Tabby, who caught it, poured a handful of wrapped candies inside and closed the top. They had yet to tie the ribbon around the 100 boxes or they had assembled so far.

Dee walked into the room and smiled at Tabby and Claire. “Oh, these are so lovely,” she purred, picking one up.

“Can you tie some ribbon?” Claire asked hopefully.

“I would love to, dear, but I have to run to the salon. They stayed open late so I can get my hair touched up.”

She examined several of the boxes and watched them work for long enough that Claire was about to snap at her, but before she could say anything, Dee added, “Oh, honey, be careful with the boxes. Don’t toss them around like that—they might get dented.”

Tabby opened her mouth to say something undoubtedly scathing, but Claire cut her off, “Of course, Mom. You better go if you’re going to get your hair done.”

“Oh right. You girls have fun!” And she walked out of the room, her heels clicking gracefully on the hardwood floors.

“I don’t like my mother today,” Claire announced after Dee had left, and she chucked a box as hard as she could at the wall, which left a satisfying dent in the tiny box.

An hour later, they had filled all the boxes and had most of the ribbons done. As the evening wore on with bow after bow after painfully tedious bow, Claire’s mood decreased exponentially.

“Why are we even doing these?” she finally asked. “We’re only giving out about 20 of them at the rehearsal. The rest are going to end up stuffed into my face while I watch sappy movies and cry about my failed engagement.”

“First, I intend to ship all of these directly to Brie first thing on Monday,” Tabby replied, setting another finished box in a larger box for safe keeping. “Second, you will not be crying over sappy movies. I’m going to lend you every thrasher movie I own so you can imagine Tony in the place of every single person who gets a hand chopped off by the bad guy and then sucked into oblivion by aliens.”

“Violence as therapy? Two weeks ago I would have hated it. Now it sounds brilliant,” Claire said thoughtfully.

“Absolutely. Blood and gore is the only way to get over a relationship.”

“Maybe, but mailing all this wedding shit to Brie won’t hurt anything either.” In addition to the wedding favors, she had planned on assembling the table decorations for the rehearsal dinner, which included filling mason jars with beads and candles and tying a ribbon around each one’s neck.

“But it might be a little expensive. Let’s just fill her car on Friday night with everything you don’t want to keep. And then saran wrap her car. And key, ‘Fuck you’ into the hood.”

“Excellent.”

Greatly cheered up, Claire looked at the ribbons left and the boxes left and said, “Fuck it. We’re done. I just don’t care anymore.”

“What about the centerpieces?”

Claire looked at her watch. “I’ll do them—you go have your date with Seth.”

“Thank you, love,” Tabby said and started cleaning up the mess from their work.

After Tabby left, Claire started a new playlist on her iPod and pulled out the supplies for the centerpieces. Her crabby mood returned with a bang when she realized she had left the beads at Tony’s place.

She considered just not doing them—what did it really matter?—but she realized that she could pack up a few more of her clothes, making a little less work for the days following the non-wedding.

When she pulled into the driveway, the house was dark and deathly quiet. Of course he wasn’t there, Claire thought. Her crabby mood turned into full-fledged bitch mode when she walked into the bedroom and saw the bed unmade and a black, lacy bra on the floor. She froze.

“That whore.”

She stormed into her closet and pulled down her suitcase and grabbed her favorite items of clothing. They did it in my house, she fumed, slamming a drawer shut with more force than necessary. They did it in the bed I picked out, she realized. On the sheets I bought.

Somehow, that betrayal was worse than anything else she had found out. Cheating was unacceptable, but cheating in her home was above and beyond unacceptable. She didn’t even have a word for it, she realized as she stormed back through the house, grabbed the box of decorative glass beads on her way.

She paused in the living room. This had been her house. And suddenly, she felt like a stranger, an intruder. Claire looked at the bookshelves filled with her books, the paintings she had chosen on the wall. She and Tony had jointly bought the sofa set, but she had picked out the throw pillows, the vase on the end table. Her touch was everywhere, yet it was nowhere at the same time.

The anger that had been simmering all day boiled over. Claire wanted to destroy the house. She wondered if Tabby knew where to find some explosives, and then realized how silly that thought was—of course Tabby knew where to find explosives. She probably had an arms dealer on speed dial, just in case.

But that would probably involve going to jail, or at least getting sued by Tony’s parents.

Instead, she settled for the worst punishment she could think of at the moment.

She set down her things and knelt in front of the television stand and opened the glass doors that contained Tony’s extensive gaming system. It took a few minutes, but she packed everything into two cardboard boxes. She hauled the boxes out to the garbage can, but before she threw them inside, she got a better idea.

Twenty minutes and a few clicks later, she had sold the entire collection on eBay, the money headed straight to her PayPal account.

###

“How are you so awesome?” Seth brushed Tabby’s hair off her face and smiled. They were lying in bed, Tabby sprawled across him, her chin resting on her hands on his chest.

“Mmm.” She kept her eyes closed, enjoying the brush of his fingers against her cheek. “You know, I didn’t have you pegged for the type of guy to walk into my apartment and sweep me off my feet like that.”

As soon as she opened the door, he had stepped in, caught her around the waist and kissed her fiercely. It was the sexiest thing a man had done to her in a very long time, partly because she had imaged him doing just that while she had waited for him.

“Yeah, I’m usually not.”

“No?”

“My life is pretty vanilla usually.”

She tipped her head down and kissed his chest. He was surprisingly toned for a history professor.

“Vanilla, huh?” she asked. “Not even vanilla with sprinkles?”

“Nope,” he said. “But with you—you are my sprinkles.”

She smiled at him. “I like that.”

“No, really. My life, in general, is vanilla. Maybe vanilla bean, but still vanilla. And I like it that way.”

Tabby dropped her smile. “So you don’t like sprinkles?”

“I really like sprinkles. But who wants a bowl full of sprinkles? I still need the vanilla. But I need the sprinkles just as much.”

Tabby smiled again and shook her head, her hair falling across her face again. “That is maybe the nicest thing anyone’s said to me in a long time.”

She scooted up his chest and pressed her lips to his, enjoying how his hands roamed up and down her back.

Somewhere on the floor, Tabby’s cell phone buzzed. Seth pulled back, but Tabby followed his mouth. “Ignore it,” she mumbled, but Seth grinned.

“What if it’s important?”

She sighed and leaned over the bed, her head almost to the floor, tossing around the discarded clothes until she found the offending noisemaker.

“Hello?” she answered without looking at who it was. Seth traced his finger in a circular pattern on the back of her shoulder, and Tabby shivered involuntarily.

“You have a tattoo,” Seth said quietly. He had discovered her small gazelle jumping out of a lotus flower.

“Tabby? How are you?” Kody asked.

“I’m just fine,” Tabby answered.

“Good. That’s good.”

“You know,” Seth said. “It’s kinda sexy.” He moved so that he could kiss the ink in her skin, making her shiver some more.

“What do you want?” Tabby asked Kody, suddenly anxious to get off the phone.

“I just wanted to talk to you, see how you are.”

“Well, I’m fine.”

“Good.”

Seth was now gently massaging her shoulders, following his hands with his lips. “Is there anything else, Kody? I’m sort of in the middle of something.”

“Yeah, I just,” he took a breath. “I just miss you, I guess.”

“Sorry about that, but that’s your problem.”

“Right, okay, yeah, sorry to have bothered you. Good night, Tabby,” he said sadly.

“Good bye, Kody.” She snapped shut the phone and turned to Seth.

“Who was that?” Seth asked.

“Just an old friend.”

“It didn’t sound like a friend,” he remarked, continuing to kiss along her shoulder. “Was that an ex?”

“Yeah,” Tabby rolled her eyes. “He’s an idiot.”

“He must be if he let you go.”

Tabby couldn’t help but laugh.

“What?”

“That’s such a cheesy line.”

“It’s true.”

“Oh, well, I can handle a little cheese, I guess.”

###

Claire stared at the long list of phone numbers in front of her. She didn’t want to do this. She really didn’t want to do this. But she also didn’t want a caterer, florist, hair dresser, makeup artist and two personal assistants her mother hired to show up at Apple Hill on Saturday.

She stood up and closed her office door, put her office phone to voice mail and dialed.

“Hi, Sandy, this is Claire Henderson… Yes, I’m fine, how are you?… Good. Well, I just need to cancel the flowers for Saturday… Yes, that’s right, cancel them. But not the ones for Friday night… Correct… There’s just been a change of plans is all… Nope, everything’s great… Yes, I know we’ll lose the deposit. That is filed under my fiancé’s credit card, correct? Excellent… Thank you so much.”

She hung up. That wasn’t so bad. She dialed the next number.

“Hi, Cynthia, this is Claire Henderson… I need to cancel the catering for Saturday at Apple Hill… Yes, that’s right, completely cancel everything… Yes, I know we’ll lose the deposit. That’s under Tony’s card, correct?… Great… To be honest, the guy’s sort of an ass. He’s screwing my cousin, so I decided it would be better to not marry the prick… Okay, thanks so much,” she ended brightly, not really waiting for Cynthia’s full reaction.

Claire was sick of lying.

Three very similar conversations later, Claire leaned back in her office chair and took a breath. Then she quickly gathered her things and slipped out of the office. She really hadn’t planned on going into the office at all, but when she realized how many people would show up at her parents’ house if she didn’t intervene, she decided she should ensure some privacy for the phone calls.

On her way back to Apple Hill, she stopped by the post office and mailed a soon-to-be-very-happy Ebay shopper two large boxes filled with a high-end gaming system as well as a dozen of the latest video games.

When she pulled into the driveway, her mood dropped significantly when she saw Tony’s car parked out front. She was tempted to key it as she walked by, but she resisted.

Inside, her mother was directing Tabby and Brie in the decoration of the second floor balcony that opened from the sitting room. It had been cleared for the occasion and lined with chairs for the ceremony.

Guests would traverse the wide grand staircase, which would be lined with white roses (or so everyone thought), and into the large sitting room. The big double doors to the balcony would be open, creating the illusion that everyone was outside. Claire and Tony would be married (or so he thought) on the balcony, overlooking the vast backyard and beautifully manicured grounds of Apple Hill. Off in the distance, Claire could see the Blue Ridge Mountains. It would be beautiful. If only it were actually going to happen.

When she walked into the room, Tabby was glaring at Brie so hard that Brie actually took a step back and raised her chin, which gave Claire a nice view of a fresh hickey on her throat. She shook her head. Lovely.

“Hey, babe,” Tony said from behind her. Claire took a deep breath and turned.

“Hey,” she said, allowing him to kiss her cheek. “Aren’t you picking up the tuxes today?”

“Yeah, but I’m waiting for Seth. He’s running late—said something about needing to go home and change.”

Tabby, who had been blatantly listening from across the room, quickly made herself look busy, but Claire saw a satisfied smirk. Go Seth and Tabby, she thought.

“Are you still going golfing this afternoon with your uncle and dad?”

“Yeah, and then we’re doing the bachelor party back in the D.C., so I really won’t see you from now until the rehearsal.”

“Okay, I’m going to be so busy around here,” she said, wanting to run away and kick him in the nuts at the same time. She was sure it was possible, but she wasn’t sure how to go about it.

Just then, Seth walked in looking tired, freshly showered and happy. He ignored them, walked immediately to Tabby, wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her so deeply that Dee said, “Well!” pointedly. Tabby and Seth ignored her.

“That’s new,” Tony said to Claire.

“Yeah, I guess they hooked up.” Out of the corner of her eye, she caught site of Brie, who was glaring at her with barely disguised hate. It was going to be a long day.

###

Four hours, two hundred chair covers, one final dress fitting for three women, and five signs to direct parking later, Claire and Tabby were speeding toward town to get their nails done, leaving a sulking Brie and an overly bright Dee to tie some more bows on party favor boxes.

Once settled firmly into chairs with their feet and hands soaking, the conversation quickly turned to the bachelorette party that evening.

“How do you want me to handle it? I can lock Brie in a closet, or I can get her so drunk she’s miserable tomorrow. Your call,” Tabby said as the manicurist started massaging her feet.

“I say we get her wasted. Then she can’t go find Tony in the middle of the night. I’m sick of them doing it in my bed. It’s just gross.”

“I can’t believe you didn’t burn down the house.” Tabby shuddered in disgust.

“Speaking of beds,” Claire said suggestively, “I gather you got some bed time with Seth last night?”

Tabby smiled and sank farther into her chair. “It was fabulous. That man doesn’t just know his way around history books. Did you know he has a six pack? I never would have guessed under those sweaters he wears.”

“I can’t believe you’re hooking up with someone already after Kody,” Claire admitted.

“He called me last night.”

“To say what? ‘I’m an idiot in a tree?’ ”

“Something like that. I think he wants to get back together.”

“No!”

“Yes.”

“Ugh.”

“Exactly. I think he got the hint that I was with someone else. He totally ruined my afterglow though.”

“Not to be a selfish bitch, but at least you have two guys, count them two, pining over you. Meanwhile, I’m over here with an overgrown 12-year-old boy with the libido and morals of…” Claire paused, trying to think of someone as vile as Tony. “There is no metaphor for him. I’m officially out of insults.”

“You know,” Tabby cast her a sidelong glance, “you can end this all now. You can call him, tell him he’s a cheating bastard, and walk away completely. You don’t have to do any of this.”

“I thought about it. I think about it a million times every minute,” Claire admitted. “But I don’t want him to win. I want him to feel all the pain I’ve felt this past week.”

After getting manicures, they drove to several apartments around town, looking for one for Claire to rent that would be even a quarter as nice as the house she had shared with Tony. After the third overpriced, under-updated monstrosity, they sat in the car drinking coffees and considering her options.

“I want something amazing,” she said. “I want something unique and fun and colorful. Somewhere that I can have a puppy.”

“You’re getting a puppy?”

“Yes. I’ve always wanted one, but Tony doesn’t like them, so I’m getting a dog next week.”

“Great.” She had the classified sections of three different local papers spread across her lap as well as local listings on the Internet of her phone. “So none of the apartment complexes around here.” She made several dramatic scribbles on the paper in front of her. “Maybe someone’s trying to rent out a guest house nearby.” She started scrolling through her phone.

“And it can’t be too expensive. I’m not sure how this wedding stuff is going to play out, but if I end up paying an arm and a leg for all the shit, I can’t pay for someplace too overpriced.”

Tabby kept scrolling, then stopped. “I got it.”

“What it is?”

“A little cottage… maybe a half mile outside of city limits. And definitely colorful.”

Ten minutes later they were parked in front of a small, adorable purple cottage with a porch running the entire length of the front of the house. The mailbox was in the shape of a blueberry, which both women took as a good omen.

“It doesn’t look like anyone’s around,” Claire said, peering toward the house. “I’ll try the number again,” Tabby offered, and started dialing.

While she waited, Claire got out of the car and walked toward the house. It was a small property with stone walls running on either side of it. She guessed there were larger estates on both sides, and this small property just nestled in between. She walked around the side of the house and found a nice fenced yard leading down from the back patio. In her mind, she saw a little fuzzy puppy tearing around the yard, chasing a ball, rolling in the grass. Through large back windows, she could see a big open kitchen and living area toward the front of the building.

It was perfect.

Back at the car, Tabby was just hanging up the phone. “The landlady said she’ll be here in five minutes.”

True to her word, only a few minutes later a bright red Volkswagen Beetle came tearing down the drive, and a perky blonde popped out and waved at them. “Hey there!” Behind her, a small corgi followed, barely paying attention to anything. It was like he was attached by an invisible leash, albeit an absentminded leash.

“I’m Julie,” she introduced herself.

“I’m Claire, and this is my friend Tabby.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you both. Let’s head inside.” Julie started chatting right away about the property, the utilities, the rent and the features. “I’ve been in a pickle getting the place rented. My husband and I live right next door, and when we bought the place a year ago, there was already a tenant here. Then she moved out, and we realized how many people don’t want to live in a purple house, but it’s just so lovely.”

And she was right. The corgi sighed and lay down in a patch of sunshine on the hardwood living room floor while they explored. The front door opened into a small entryway area, but a wide door opened to the living room and kitchen. There was one bedroom, spacious for such a small house, and a full bathroom with a large tub.

Everything was updated, beautiful and colorful. A red accent wall in the living room, a cool blue in the bedroom, a mint green bathroom and a dark, midnight blue entryway made the place feel polished with character. It was just what Claire was looking for.

“I’ll take it,” Claire announced.

“Great!” Julie said, obviously very pleased. “And all the utilities are included, just so you know. It just seems silly to split it from the main house. Oh, and your friend said you want to get a dog soon?”

“Is that okay?”

“Oh, don’t be ridiculous, of course! Do you have one picked out yet?”

“Still considering my options. But probably something pretty small.”

“Well, if you decide to go a bit bigger, we have two Saint Bernards that would love to have a playmate. But you should stop over anytime with the puppy—we can help socialize him with the cats and dogs.”

After Claire and Julie had gone over the paper work and signed the lease, Claire and Tabby got back in the car.

“How is it possible there are still people that nice in the world?” Tabby asked as she waved goodbye to Julie on the porch.

They drove back to Apple Hill and changed clothes for the bachelorette night out. The other participants—Brie, a few college friends and a few high school friends, trickled into the house for the cocktail hours with Dee, Ellen and a few aunts. Then Claire opened her presents, everyone oohed, aahed and laughed right on cue at all the racy gifts (which Claire carefully put back in their original bags and boxes with cards so that she could return them to the givers like a good little wedding canceller).

Then, the crowd of girls headed into town for dinner and then bar hopping. The whole night, Tabby was sickly sweet to Brie, making sure she was the first to take a shot and always had a drink in her hand.

“Oh, Brie, you’re going to love this one!” she said more times than she could count over the loud music of the clubs when handing Brie whatever specialty shot she could get her hands on. Finally, after one of the bartenders commented with a joke on Tabby trying to get Brie drunk, she leaned over the bar and whispered, “She’s sleeping with the groom. I want her to be hungover for the next week and a half.”

After getting over his initial shock, the bartender smiled mischievously and just said, “Leave it to me.”

Whatever she did worked miracles, because for the next hour, every guy in the bar seemed to want to buy Brie a drink. And Brie, being the ‘neaky whore she was, would never turn down a chance to flirt with a cute guy. Claire watched the entire thing with a mixture of amusement and depression, but she stayed steady through most of the evening. It wasn’t until well into the early morning hours that things started getting a little dicey.

The other party goers were dancing to the loud rock music, and Claire, now thoroughly sauced, was sitting on a bar stool with Tabby on one side and Brie on the other.

Brie was chatting it up with the latest of the drink buyers, although Claire noticed she was having a harder time getting the drink all the way to her mouth without spilling it. She wondered if she should cut off the poor girl. Because, let’s be honest, if Brie got alcohol poisoning, Claire could not guarantee she would take her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped.

“Tabby,” Claire announced forcefully.

“Yes?”

“I want this to be over.”

“About 16 hours, and it will be.”

“No, now. I’m done,” she slurred, and Tabby signaled the bartender for a glass of water. Claire pulled out her phone and peered at it.

Tabby made a grab for it, but missed when Claire moved away, almost falling off her stool in the process.

“Claire, you don’t want to do this when you’re drunk.”

“No, I want to break it off now!” She stood up, and almost fell over, but Tabby caught her arm and guided her to sit back down.

“Oh god, Claire, you’re turning me into the voice of reason. I hate this, you know.” Tabby pulled Claire’s alcoholic drink away and offered her the water. “Okay, what exactly are you going to say to him?”

“Fucktard,” Claire announced. “I’m going to call him a fucktard.”

“That’s certainly accurate. Then what?”

“Then I’m going to tell him I sold his entire video game collection on Ebay.”

“Okay, also accurate. Anything else?”

“Yes, I’m going to tell him I want a divorce.”

“You’re not married. You can’t get a divorce.”

“Well then I want a fiancé-orce.”

“Okay,” Tabby conceded. “Are you sure you don’t want to wait until you’re sober?”

Claire shook her head, but started giggling. “You know what’s funny?”

“What?”

“Words. Words are so funny!”

“Okay, it’s time to get you home.”

Tabby said a quick goodbye to the other girls, who were determined to close down the bar, and made sure they had the address for Uber to get them back to Apple Hill.

Outside on the street, Tabby pushed Claire into the ride share ahead of her.

As the cab made its way toward Claire’s parent’s house, Claire leaned her forehead against the window.

“How ya’ doing over there?” Tabby asked, rubbing Claire’s shoulder to get her attention.

“Oh, you know…”

Tabby drew her into a hug.

“Can we make a stop at The Ladybug?” Tabby asked the driver. He grunted in response and slowed to turn around.

Tabby led Claire into the diner and settled her into a booth. Then she got a cup of coffee to go and took it out to the driver.

“Here you go, one cream, no sugar,” Tabby said as she handed it to him with a pastry bag. “And a blueberry muffin in case you get hungry. We’ll just be a few minutes.”

Back inside, Tabby ordered dry toast, cold water and hot tea for Claire and French toast and hot chocolate for herself.

Claire stared blankly at the food, nibbling slowly at a crust of the bread.

“Okay, talk to me,” Tabby finally said after her friend had ingested a little bit of everything.

“Was this a huge mistake? Should I have just confronted him right away?” Claire asked. “People have flown into the city already. His family from California are staying in Georgetown already. My friends have all paid for hotel rooms. They could have cancelled. Was this just so selfish of me?”

“Probably.”

“What?”

“Probably, it was way selfish of you, but you can’t go back. You can’t undo the past week any less than Tony can go back and un-cheat on you.”

“So I shouldn’t call him and break it off?” She set a hand on the top of the table to steady herself while she tipped her head back to sip some tea.

“What’s done is done. You sure can call him right now, but he’s probably drunk, watching a stripper, so what’s the point? All you can do now is go forward.”

“Right, forward.”

The Blueberry Novel – Chapter Seven

Sometimes, a character breaks your heart. When I wrote this chapter, I remember trying to find the fun and light, and there are parts where, rereading so many years later, it works. But there are other moments when I feel a character’s heart breaking like it’s my own. I want to get my own ice cream and curl up on my couch and watch sappy movies and cry because these characters are going through some real shit, and even though it sounds absurd to feel so deeply about someone who’s not real… they are real. They are real to me. And maybe that’s why I actually wanted to share this somewhere out in the world. These are real people to me, and I want their stories to be told.

Chapter 7

Claire drummed her fingers along the counter at the florists’ shop. Tony was late. And he didn’t even want flowers. She should order really big ones just to piss him off.

She stopped drumming her fingers and looked at her watch. He was half an hour late. She really had to get back to her office. She checked her phone. No messages. She shot him a quick text and wished she could just shoot him instead.

Her phone lit up.

Held up at the office. Can you do it without me?

Claire glowered, but forced herself to calmly reply, No problem. I’ll send you pictures.

She wondered if he was doing Brie in his car at that very moment. Not likely, she decided. He wouldn’t want to mess up the leather seats.

“Okay, let’s do this,” she told Sandy, the very patient florist.

Sandy, the saint, led her to the back room where she had mocked up two different center pieces. One was for the main table at the reception and the other would go on each of the guest tables. They were lovely with creamy white roses and small red accents, just perfect with Claire’s dress.

Claire snapped some photos on her cell phone for Tony, determined to play it out to the end.

Just before she was ready to leave, she turned back to Sandy.

“While I’m here, I better make sure you have the right credit card on file,” Claire said sweetly.

“Sure.” Sandy looked a little surprised. It wasn’t often her customers were eager to pay before the bill was due. She logged into the computer and pulled up Claire’s wedding file. “I have a Visa ending in 8741?”

Claire rolled her eyes to the ceiling and grinned. “Silly me—I had to cancel that one, and I’m still finding places I used it. Let me give you my fiancé’s credit card information. And now that I think about it, I would also like to put in one more order, also on this credit card, but separate from all the wedding stuff.”

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Tabby went to work on Monday morning and tried to forget about Tony and Claire. She tried very hard. She helped a teenager pick out a dress for a dance. She redid the glove wall. She even discussed college classes with Lucy.

“I’m taking a women’s study class next semester,” Lucy told her.

“I want to take a men’s study class,” Tabby said after a moment of consideration. “But only if we just get to study men. Lots and lots of men.”

But thinking of men brought Tabby’s mind to Tony, whom she wanted to kill, and Kody, with whom she was pretty sure she wanted to break up.

By early evening, Tabby decided she was completely sick of the day. She made sure Lucy was set to close, then she took off early and called Seth for a date.

When he stopped in front of her apartment, Tabby hopped in the car. “Where are we going?” Seth asked.

“Somewhere that can restore my faith in humanity.” Tabby sat back and shoved her sunglasses over her eyes.

“You got it.” And they were off. “Nice hair by the way.” He looked pointedly at her now blue streak and vibrant blue eyes.

“Thank you. I needed a change.” The sun was just beginning to sink in the sky as they hit city limits.

“You change a lot.”

“Change is a good thing. And it’s been one of those weeks.”

A great song came on the radio and Tabby cranked it and started singing loudly. Grinning, Seth joined it. It was nice that he could go with the flow. He didn’t care that she was a little off, that she did things her own way and that she never cared who was watching.

Seth pulled into a narrow tree-lined drive and parked beside a walking trail. They got out of the car, and Tabby followed him down the path. After a few minutes the trees opened to a little ledge overlooking a wide river. A bench swing faced the river and the western sky. Seth sat down and Tabby sat next to him.

They sat in silence for a long time. It was so peaceful with the crickets chirping in time with each over and the constant, lazy movement of the river as it made its way past them. A soft breeze rustled the leaves in the trees, creating a rushing sound accompanied by the occasional chirp of birds.

“This place is amazing,” Tabby told Seth.

“Yeah, I know.”

“How did you find it?”

Seth shrugged. “I’m always looking for places to grade papers and still be outside. It’s such a shame that so much of my day ends up behind a desk, so I try to balance it out whenever I can.”

She thought of Kody, in a redwood in California. Would Kody ever get to a balanced mindset about his life? “It’s nice that you’re passionate about what you do.”

“You aren’t?”

Tabby shrugged. “It beats what I used to do. But it’s not what I want to do forever. Don’t get me wrong, I love Second Chance. It gives me something to get up for each morning, besides I get to see all of these old clothes be loved as what they are, not changed into something else.”

“What did you used to do?”

Tabby gave him a quirky grin. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

“You’re not going to tell me?”

“Fuck no. If I wanted the world to know my dismal past, I would write a book. I can’t focus on what’s already done, or I won’t enjoy the present moment. The only thing that matters is what I’m doing right now.”

Seth nodded. “I guess that makes sense.” He gave her a sidelong look. “Will you tell me now?”

“Nope.” Tabby leaned back and looked out over the river.

After the insanity of the day, it was nice to feel so relaxed and happy. Before she realized he had moved, Seth leaned over and kissed her. Sure, they had kissed before, but this was different. It was soft and sensual, like insanely soft fuzzy socks on a cold winter day. But it was hot and sharp too, like black coffee.

Tabby didn’t plan on kissing him back, but she did. She couldn’t help it. When the kiss was over, she felt slightly dazed. They shared a smile, then settled back on the swing to watch the sun set over the distant trees, Tabby resting her head on Seth’s shoulder.

###

Later on Monday night, when it was almost midnight on the East Coast, Tabby looked at the caller ID, took a deep breath and answered.

“Tabby, it’s Kody. I got your message. Is everything okay?”

It wasn’t like Kody to actually confront an issue, and it threw Tabby off for a second, but only a second. “It will be soon,” she muttered. “We need to talk.”

“Okay.”

“About trees.”

“Okay.”

“Are you still sitting in one?” Tabby asked.

“Yes.”

“Are you coming home soon?”

“I don’t know.”

“Are you going to put off this conversation forever?”

Kody was silent for a long moment. It dragged on while Tabby tried not to back down. She had to be strong. “Tabby, I love you.”

“I know.”

“And I don’t want to hurt you.”

“I know.”

“But this is just something I have to do. Can’t you understand that?”

“Yes, I can understand that.”

“Okay.” Tabby wished he would say something else. He was overusing the word, and it was starting to piss her off.

“I get that this is important to you, but I don’t even feel like we’re in a relationship anymore.”

“Oh.”

“We’ve grown apart,” Tabby rushed on. It was such a cliché thing to say, and she was disgusted that she was even using the phrase.

“Tabby,” Kody said gently. “I love you.”

“You said that already.”

“Do you still love me?”

Now it was Tabby’s turn to be silent. Did she still love Kody? She remembered the fun they used to have. Used to. Past tense. “I don’t think so.”

“Don’t do this Tabby,” Kody pleaded. “I’ll come home right now.”

“I think it’s too late.” She thought about Seth. It was definitely too late.

“You think or you know?” Kody asked in a rare moment of firmness. Usually he just went along with the flow, not really taking action.

“Kody,” Tabby said steadily, “there are things you want to do, and things I want to do, and right now, those things aren’t even in the same time zone.”

“Oh.”

“I need to go,” Tabby lied.

“Wait.”

“What?”

“Don’t end this, Tabby.”

“Goodbye, Kody.” Tabby was met with silence, so she hung up, not willing to draw it out any longer.

Tabby felt unexpected tears well up in her eyes, and she dialed Claire. “You need to come over,” she said through her sobs.

Not even questioning the reasons, Claire assured her she would be right there. When Claire walked into the apartment, Tabby was sitting on her couch, devouring a large tub of ice cream and watching old reruns of Dharma and Greg, her ultimate comfort television show.

“Oh, god, what happened?” Claire asked.

Tabby let her in, trying not to cry. “It’s Kody.”

“Did he get hit by a bulldozer?”

“What?”

“Did he fall out of a redwood?”

“No!”

“Did he cheat on you with some hippie bitch?”

“Claire!”

“Oh. Then what happened?”

“I broke up with him.” Tabby stopped breathing as Claire stared at her blankly for a second.

“You broke up with Kody?” Tabby nodded, still not breathing.

“You broke up with the guy who is sitting in a redwood tree, completely abandoning you and refusing to come home for your best friend’s wedding?”

Tabby nodded again. The pressure started building in her head, but she couldn’t seem to inhale.

Claire suddenly seemed to notice this and took her by the shoulders. “Please keep breathing. This is a good thing.”

“Really?”

Claire rolled her eyes, grabbed the spoon and took a bite of the double chocolate fudge fat-infused frozen dessert. “Of course it’s a good thing! He’s been a perfect ass to you lately. You didn’t have a relationship with him anymore. You had a phone sex buddy.”

Tabby took the spoon from Claire and took a thoughtful bite. She nodded. “Plus, now you and Seth can hook up guilt free.”

That really was the up side to all of this, Tabby realized. “Thanks, I needed that.” Claire nodded and went to get a second spoon.

As the late night turned into early morning, as the ice cream level got lower, and Dharma, Greg, Jane and Pete elicited more and more laughs from Tabby and Claire, and when they finally fell asleep in the early morning hours… somewhere in there, Tabby realized that no matter what else happened, this friendship would never leave her. She would never be alone, just like Claire would never be alone. Through annoying parents, shitty boyfriends and bad jobs, they would never be without each other.

###

The cake tasted like heaven on a fork. Light, fluffy and moist, it melted in Claire’s mouth and made her go weak in the knees. If she hadn’t already been sitting, Claire was pretty sure she would have fallen over. If she wasn’t already engaged (sort of), she would have asked the baker, an 80-year-old half-deaf woman, to marry her.

All around the table murmurs of approval sounded. The baker smiled and nodded approval of their approval.

The only thing ruining the moment was the man sitting next to Claire at the table.

That he was enjoying the cake made her furious. He didn’t deserve cake this good; he deserved to have cake thrown at him. But not this cake; it was too delicious.

But, Claire thought, that could probably be arranged easily.

She shook the thought away and focused on the next sample, a rehearsal dinner temptation.

“This one is red velvet with a light cream cheese sauce,” the baker’s assistant explained.

Claire sipped on some water to clear her mouth of the creamy white cake for the wedding that she knew wasn’t going to happen and focused on the new delight.

If possible, it was even better than the first. “What do you think?” Tony asked beside her.

“Shut up so I can enjoy this,” Claire muttered, her eyes closed and breath shallow as the rich cake flooded through her.

“Claire,” Dee said in a warning voice from her other side.

Internally, Claire rolled her eyes and gave her mother the finger. Externally, she opened her eyes and smiled. “It’s an expression,” she said brightly.

In addition to Jack and Dee Henderson, the table was filled with Tony’s parents, Frank and Ellen Clarke, a couple of polite and respectable overachievers. A basic nightmare for slackers everywhere.

“Tony, what do you think?” asked Ellen, a woman with impeccable taste, posture and nails.

The groom-to-be shrugged. “It’s good.”

“Good?” Claire was shocked. “That’s like calling Leonardo di Vinci a mediocre artist.”

“Fine, it’s great,” he replied.

Claire took a deep breath and forced herself not to start a fight in front of her parents and his. Instead she said, “Is everything okay? You seem a little tense.”

“Yeah, no, I’m fine. Just not feeling well, I guess,” he lied, and set down his napkin. “I actually think I’m going to get a quick breath of air.”

When he had left, silence fell over the table. Even the bakery staff raised their eyes and made themselves scarce.

“I’m going to go talk to him, make sure he isn’t getting sick,” Claire announced, excusing herself from the table and walking out into the late afternoon light.

Tony was standing on the corner, his phone in hand.

“That was a little rude,” Claire told him. Tony looked up, startled, and quickly shoved his phone into his pocket.

“What’s the big deal? It’s stuffy in there.”

“No, Tony, it isn’t. What’s going on with you?” She wanted him to come clean. Why couldn’t he admit to the affair? If he did, Claire could possibly, maybe, forgive him and move on.

“Nothing.”

“Are you getting cold feet?”

“No! God, no!” Tony shook his head like he was clearing the cobwebs. Then he closed the foot between them and wrapped his arms around her. She settled against him, warding off the chilly air, but hating every lie that was coming out of his mouth. “I want to be with you.”

“Okay.” Claire rested her head against his chest. For a moment Claire pretended everything was back to normal.

And then he opened his stupid mouth.

“Listen, I know I said we could grab dinner tonight, but my cousin just got to town, for the wedding, and I promised him we’d go out sometime. You don’t mind, right?”

“Yeah, that’s no problem. Which cousin?” she asked, pulling away from him. “Uh, Carl.”

Claire froze. She had personally booked Carl’s flight from New York City to Virginia, and she knew he wasn’t set to arrive until Thursday afternoon. He had, in fact, emailed her the previous day to thank her again for setting it up since he was going to be the second groomsman.

Instead of yelling, screaming and throwing Tony through the window, she smiled, nodded and said, “That’s great. You guys will have a good time.”

He wasn’t going to change. Ever.

The thought repeated itself over and over in her mind as she ate cake, boxed some up to take to Tabby the next day, drove back to her office to finish up a few things before she was going to take the rest of the week off and then drove to Apple Hill. The thought continued on replay while she ate a dinner, petted her parents’ beagle, and curled up in bed.

He wasn’t going to change.

It wasn’t until she had turned off the lights and was trying to fall asleep that she realized that a small part of her was hoping he would. A small part of her, no matter how irrational, had hoped he would confess everything, beg her forgiveness, and offer his heart on a silver platter.

But that wasn’t going to happen.

Every movie, television show and book she had ever read about men and women had lied to her, Claire realized. The playboy became a monogamous saint; love is found in unexpected places; if at first you hate someone, obviously you are meant to be together; people change. All lies fed to women around the world.

Claire remembered her first date with Tony. He had taken her to dinner in D.C. and then to a play. He had been so sweet, trying to impress her by opening doors for her and complimenting her constantly. She remembered going home and telling her roommate at the time that she had just had a date with a playboy who was pretending to be reformed. They had laughed about it, but when Tony called her the next day, she said yes to a second date.

Now, she knew he wasn’t reformed. He wasn’t even trying to be reformed anymore.

The Blueberry Novel – Chapter Six

Chapter 6

Claire waved a cup of coffee under Tabby’s nose, enticing her carefully out of sleep. “Mmmm…” Tabby groaned and buried her face farther into her pillow.

“Good morning,” Claire whispered softly. “I have coffee, and I’m willing to share.”

After Claire left the bakery armed with two fresh cups of caffeinated heaven, she walked back to Tabby’s apartment and quickly showered and brushed her teeth with a new Hello Kitty toothbrush from Tabby’s cupboard. Feeling fresh and awake, Claire settled carefully onto the edge of Tabby’s bed for the delicate process of rousing her friend from the depths of slumber.

“Just five more minutes,” Tabby grumbled.

Claire sighed. “But in five minutes, the coffee will be cold. And the blueberry muffin I got you will start to get stale. Or worse, I’ll eat it.”

“Blueberry?”

“Blueberry.”

Tabby rolled over, her eyes still firmly closed. Mariella jumped onto the bed, curious about the crinkly bag Claire had brought home and even more curious to find out whether or not she could beg, borrow or steal a piece of whatever was inside it.

After patting Mariella and blinking several times, Tabby propped herself against a mound of pillows. She accepted the cup of coffee and drank deeply. Then she took the blueberry muffin and broke off a piece.

“Why are you up so early?” Tabby asked around the mouthful of muffin.

“It’s almost noon.”

Tabby groaned and sank deeper into the bed. “I was supposed to open the shop this afternoon.”

“Okay, you go shower, and I’ll come with you. We need to talk.”

Tabby got up slowly and went to the bathroom. “How are you this perky?” she called. Claire heard the water start, and steam began drifting into the bedroom.

“I decided it’s time for Plan B,” Claire said as she started dragging a string for Mariella to chase.

“What was Plan A?”

“To marry Tony.”

“Then I’m on board with Plan B.”

“Which leads me to Part A.”

“Part A of Plan B?”

“Yes. Part A is to make Tony pay.”

There was a moment of silence behind the curtain as Tabby splashed her face with water. “This is beginning to sound like a Dr. Seuss riddle.”

“You in for some green eggs and ham?”

“All in. What do you want to do to him? Castrate him? Tie him up and throw him in the ocean? Drop him off the top of the Washington Monument?”

“Yes, but I’m not going to. Instead, I’m going for embarrassment and humiliation.”

“How do you want to do that?”

“I’m not sure yet. But I would love to confess to everyone we know, right in front of all of them, that Tony is scum of the earth and not worth the dirt that sticks to his shoes.” Mariella had the end of the string caught in her paws, and her eyes were big and intense.

Tabby contemplated for a moment. “We can probably make that happen.”

“How?”

“Well, I don’t know if you remember, but you have a little thing coming up in a week, it’s your wedding, where everyone Tony knows will be gathered to congratulate him.”

“At the wedding? Like instead of saying, ‘I do,’ say, ‘I don’t because you’re screwing my cousin’?”

“Sure, why not?”

“It seems tacky, I guess.”

They both thought as Mariella wrestled the string like it was the last mouse in the world and she was starving. Tabby quickly rinsed off and turned off the water. She wrapped herself in a big, bright orange towel and used a second towel to dry her hair as much as possible.

“What if you spray painted ‘Screw you’ on his car?” Tabby suggested.

“Or I could dye all his clothes pink.”

“Or give him salmonella poisoning.”

The suggestions for appropriate ways to punish Tony continued back and forth as Tabby dressed for work. They both downed more coffee and walked downstairs to open the shop. Claire sat at the counter and sorted earrings while Tabby helped a mother and daughter pick out some boots.

Once they left, the shop got quiet, as was usual for Sundays. It would probably pick up later in the afternoon, but for now they had a good chance to contemplate possible ways to mutilate Tony.

Claire ruled out water boarding, much to Tabby’s disappointment.

“What about your idea of just telling everyone he knows that he’s scum?” Tabby asked finally. “Maybe there’s something to that.”

“But not at the wedding. I don’t want to get in the dress and do my hair and makeup just to dump him.”

“What about at the rehearsal dinner on Friday night?” Tabby asked.

Claire thoughtfully looked out the window at the bright afternoon sunshine.

“That’s not a bad plan. I can blindside him. I can be the perfect fiancé this whole week, and then totally shock him.”

Tabby nodded. Then she froze. “What if he breaks it off to be with Brie?”

“He won’t.”

“How do you know?”

“He’s a wuss. He would never risk what he thinks he has with me for something he might have with someone else. He’s too much of a fuck up to do that.”

###

Tony parked in the garage and checked his reflection in the rearview mirror. He tried to flatten his hair from when Brie had run her hands through it while kissing him goodbye. He straightened his collar and got out of the car.

“Claire?” Tony called through the house.

“In here!” she replied from the bedroom.

He walked down the hall and stopped in the doorway. Claire was standing next to the bed, a suitcase open and half full in front of her.

“What are you doing?” he asked, his heart stopped thinking she knew about Brie until he saw Claire’s wide smile.

“Oh, I’m going to stay at my parents’ house until the wedding.”

“Why?”

“They have a dragon infestation,” she said smoothly, then stopped when she saw his confused expression. “I’m kidding, babe. There’s just so much to do over there to get ready—the decorating, the organizing, letting the caterers in and out. It’s so much closer to work, so it’s easier for me to run over there to get things done on my lunch break.”

“And you’re going to stay there too?”

“Yeah, just until the wedding.” Claire tipped her head at him and smiled. Tony leaned against the doorframe and watched her move around the room, gathering some silky underwear from the dresser and slacks for work from the closet. As she folded things neatly and packed them away, he moved behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. He gently trailed kisses down her neck and shoulder, and he could feel her sigh and lean against him. Suddenly, Claire stiffened and turned toward him.

“What?” he asked.

She took a deep sniff right next to his shirt and shook her head. “I don’t know. You smell different.”

Brie. He shrugged, trying to play it cool, but he backed off and brought one of his arms to his nose, pretending to try to figure out what it could be. He shook his head. “I don’t know. I swung by a few stores today—maybe I walked too close to one of those people spraying the samples.”

Claire shrugged, not concerned, and went into the bathroom for her toiletries.

Immediately, Tony went to the dresser and pulled out a t-shirt and gym shorts. As he stripped down, he threw his clothes straight into the hamper.

“Going for a run?” Claire asked breezily as she walked past him with her bathroom products.

“Yeah, just a quick one. I’m sure I’ll be back before you leave.”

“Okay, well, just in case, don’t forget we’re meeting the florist tomorrow at noon for a final approval of the centerpieces.”

“Okay.” He kissed her on the cheek and headed back out of the house.

Once on the road, slowly jogging to warm up, a string of curse words floated through his head. What was he doing with Brie? He could never leave Claire. But while Claire was all secure and soft and light, Brie was fire and uncertainty and, well, just plain hot all over. Tony also knew that if Brie called him up, he would have a very hard time resisting.

He pushed himself into a more energetic pace after the first quarter mile. The sunshine felt nice on his face, and the breeze cleared his mind.

It wasn’t his fault, Tony reasoned. Everyone fucks up once. It’s no big deal. He just wouldn’t see Brie again. That was it. It would be easy. Claire was so obviously the right choice. They lived together for Christ’s sake. They were getting married in less than a week.

The matter settled in his mind, Tony finished his run with a clear head and got back to the house to find Claire gone. Well, he had been out for longer than he’d planned. His usual quick 30 minute track had taken him a full 45, he realized when he looked at the clock. It must have been the short night of sleep and sex marathon from the previous evening. And morning. And most of the day.

Despite his own admission that what he was doing was wrong, he couldn’t help but smile smugly at the memory. A slow run was worth it after that.

A hot shower took away any lasting tension about his lies to Claire. That was over. Now he could just move forward to the wedding.

The wedding. A little tension crept back into his neck, but he willed it away.

Once out of the shower, he wrapped a towel around his waist and walked to the kitchen for a glass of water.

The sight of Brie sitting at the island in a skimpy dress and high heels stopped him in his tracks.

“Hey, you,” she smiled slowly at him like she wanted to eat him for breakfast. “What are you doing here?”

Brie stood up and walked toward him, her heels clicking dangerously on the tile. “Claire called me and told me she’s staying at her parents’ house to do wedding stuff, so I thought we could have our own little party.”

“Brie, are you crazy? She could come back at any moment.”

Brie ran her hands up his arms, which he automatically put around her while he wondered absently if the dress would fall to the ground if he pulled the thin straps off her shoulders. “She said she had so much to do that she would hardly have time to sleep.”

In her heels, Brie was almost as tall as Tony, and she kissed him lightly on the mouth and instantly felt him respond with his lips, his hands, the way he moved his body closer to hers.

Although a very small voice at the back of Tony’s head begged him to get the fuck out, he ignored it in favor of the hot spice of Brie.

###

“That pig sucking asshole!” Claire exclaimed at that moment from a car parked in front of her own house.

In the driver’s seat, Tabby shook her head and glared toward Claire and Tony’s house. “I can’t believe it. In your own house, your sanctuary.” She glanced at Claire and saw she was shaking with fury. “Okay, easy does it. This isn’t news that he’s screwing Brie.”

“I know, but,” she paused, unable to find the words, “he’s just such an asshole.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll work on your insults later. Right now I’m going to drive you to your parents’ house, get a strong drink in you, and make sure you have a ravishing outfit picked out for the florist tomorrow.”

For the next fifteen minutes, all Tabby heard was mutters about pigs and assholes from the passenger seat. At one point, she thought she heard something about a goat, but she couldn’t be sure.

At Apple Hill, Claire’s family home, Tabby parked Claire’s car next to her scooter and helped Claire carry her giant suitcase—plus a couple of boxes she had packed unbeknownst to Tony—into the mansion. They deflected questions from Jack and Dee (they seemed happy enough to believe she was staying there to work on wedding plans), and settled Claire into her childhood room with its large four-post bed, lace curtains and private bathroom.

“Tomorrow I’m going apartment hunting,” Claire said in disgust as she fingered a lace pillow on the bed. “How did I ever survive here?”

Tabby shook her head. “I would offer to help paint it black and hang up rocker posters, but that seems a bit dramatic and unnecessary for this rebellious stage.”

“I’m not rebelling,” Claire protested as she heaved her suitcase onto the bed and started pulling out the clothes to hang up in the closet. “I’m just taking control of my life.”

“Rebelling.”

Tabby left soon after and drove back to her apartment. On the ride toward Westbridge she looked at the stars and smiled. The whine of her bike combined with the rushing of the wind through her helmet made her smile even more. Claire was rebelling. Excellent.

She got home and changed into pajamas, deciding that even though it was early, the day had clearly been a success. She might as well call it quits while she was ahead.

###

At Apple Hill, Claire stared blankly at her ceiling and wondered if she was doing the right thing. Then the moon came out from behind some clouds and lit her room up like a flashlight.

She smiled. No, she was exactly where she was supposed to be. As she fell asleep, she started a to do list for the next day.

Look for a place to live. Smuggle some more of her stuff out of the house. Meet Tony at the florists. Try not to attack Tony with a dozen roses.

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In a small country house that Claire and Tony had carefully decorated together, Brie rested her head on Tony’s chest and wondered if this was what love felt like. She had never been in love before.

But with Tony, she just couldn’t get enough of him. She was always thinking about him, how handsome he was, how handy he was around the house, how smart he was. He made very good money at his job, Brie knew, and he would take care of her. She just had to convince him to leave Claire, and all her worries would be over.

There were little things about him that she didn’t like. Such as his inability thus far to break off his engagement, Brie thought ruefully. But that would change. She would convince him. Even if she had to kill him with sex, she would convince him they were supposed to be together forever and ever.

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Looking down at Brie’s blond waves, Tony knew he was in trouble. Yet, when he closed his eyes, it surprised him how fast he drifted off. He spared one last thought to the fact that he was going to have to figure out a way to continue the affair with Brie and still marry Claire.

He couldn’t cancel the wedding; they already hired a caterer.

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Seth didn’t sleep much. As was par for the last weekend before fall break, he stayed up late, drinking many cups of coffee and grading papers so that his pain-in-the-ass students whom he loved dearly would know whether or not they were failing his class before they jetted off to Europe for a week, the spoiled idiots.

As the late night turned into early morning, he finally succumbed to the fact that he was going to have to give them all Bs just so he could get a few hours of sleep.

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Kody wasn’t sleeping either, although it had nothing to do with grading papers. He was cold and miserable and it wouldn’t fucking stop raining. Redwoods sucked.